This story is completely true. It was the first softball game of the County Summer Co-ed Rec League. I was a bit late to the ball park, and most everyone was already there. Some were sitting on the bench putting on cleats. Others were in the outfield stretching and warming up. The late afternoon sun cast everything in a yellow golden hue, and warmed my back and legs as I approached the field. When I …
Old Man’s Friend
My Father’s Day recollection of a conversation with Dad.
Mental Paralysis
World events gave me mental paralysis
Spokane Pet Expo Cutest Pet Winner
Last fall we participated in the North Idaho Pet Expo to promote our side business, PetArtWorks pet portraits. It was our first trade show. The day before the show, while we were setting up, we were approached by the event coordinator who liked my work so much she asked if we’d be willing to offer a free portrait to the winner of the Cutest Pet Photo Contest in the Spokane Pet Expo scheduled for Spring …
Kneel before Zod!
This whole “kneel before Zod” thing really took me by surprise, but I was able to toss together a couple memes to mark the occasion. About the AuthortopdogTopdog is Steve Merryman, a graphic designer (retired), and illustrator. Living in the woods, Steve can often be found working on portrait commissions. In his spare time he paints, writes, shoots guns, cuts trees, hikes with his dogs, savors a beer or two, and searches for the perfect …
The Murtaugh Effect
A brief encounter in a design studio somewhere in America.
Open Mike on Puppies
I created Open Mike as an alternative to me boring audiences at local comedy clubs.
Horse Portrait: Wiley
He threw me at first, but I got back up on this horse
A Dead Moose: Smarter Than Governor Inslee
I saw a moose today. It didn’t look well. Also, Governor Inslee is an idiot.
The Blogger Was Angry That Day, My Friends
Ordinary Quarantine anger percolates under the surface. This is not that.