Assembled from years of observation and presented without comment
Numb and Number: My Weed Experience
I had weed for the first time. This is the story of my weed experience. A month before, The Missus and I went to a wedding. At the reception there was a Weed Bar. I didn’t partake, but later they handed out some two-inch square Cannabis brownies/caramels. I saved one and brought it home for later. I was talking to a Marijuana frequent flyer (Frequent Higher?). He told me that since I’d never had pot …
Covid-19 and Worst Case Scenarios
I was listening to the radio the other day and whoever I was listening to (I can’t remember who) said his wife had tested positive for the Kung Flu. His sidekick asked how she was doing and the guy said something to the effect that “I’m not sure, but I have started dating again…”. I thought it was funny, so I stole the concept for a new Open Mike comic. Stealing concepts has a glorious …
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace My Racism
This story is completely true. It was the first softball game of the County Summer Co-ed Rec League. I was a bit late to the ball park, and most everyone was already there. Some were sitting on the bench putting on cleats. Others were in the outfield stretching and warming up. The late afternoon sun cast everything in a yellow golden hue, and warmed my back and legs as I approached the field. When I …
Open Mike on Puppies
I created Open Mike as an alternative to me boring audiences at local comedy clubs.
LunchSPAM from Lichtenstein with Love
In the mountain of SPAM that accumulates weekly, I occasionally find a missive worthy of reply.
Scenes From Quarantine, Day 21
Thoughts on turmeric, light sabers, and a guest appearance by a famous actor.
Social Distancing Level: Master
I’ve spent the last twenty years practicing social distancing. This is my moment. This is what I’ve been training for.
The Unpardonable Sin
Sometimes you have to make a stand against injustice.
Bernie Sanders Applies for a Design Job
A few years ago I was seeking to hire a new designer. Here’s how one interview went.