Old Man’s Friend
My Father’s Day recollection of a conversation with Dad.
The Murtaugh Effect
A brief encounter in a design studio somewhere in America.
Open Mike on Puppies
I created Open Mike as an alternative to me boring audiences at local comedy clubs.
Fantasy League
Trolls make great catchers. This troll, however, wanted to play first base. The troll wasn’t having any of Rick’s usual “do as you’re told,” garbage. As manager, Rick knew he had to maintain tight control of his players, and these players in particular. Next to the dragon and were-beasts, the trolls were the hardest to control. He had to find a way to get the troll to play ball, as it were, and accept his …
LunchSPAM from Lichtenstein with Love
In the mountain of SPAM that accumulates weekly, I occasionally find a missive worthy of reply.
Conversation with a Dog (Part Two)
In which Boris counsels me on the mysteries of deer poop, where dreams come from, and puppies.
Talking With My Dog
I was sitting on a bench in the mall when my dog came up and sat down beside me. This is the conversation that followed.
Bernie Sanders Applies for a Design Job
A few years ago I was seeking to hire a new designer. Here’s how one interview went.
Parenting Via Mental Abuse
Practical jokes are a tradition in our family, and The Kid has always been our favorite target. On her 35th birthday, I struck again.
Falling Trees, Dining Owls, and the Missus’ Birthday
Yesterday was The Missus’ birthday. I won’t say how old she is because 1) she looks as lovely and young as the day we were married, and 2) I’m not stupid (at least not THAT stupid).