A large fold-out Christmas Card and a couple of patient dogs. They've got all night.

It's your favorite xenomorph! A heavyweight t-shirt available in six colors.

I love all dogs, really. But big dogs are truly special, with their own "unique" way of greeting friends and strangers.

Sounds gross! But it's what some people want for our future (not theirs, of course!).

A large fold-out Christmas Card tribute to mushers everywhere!

It's not about making excuses, it's just that… well, yeah… it's all about making excuses. Heavyweight unisex T-shirt in white and ivory.

The current shape is always adjusted for inflation. You can do the same!

Skull t-shirt designs are everywhere. This is mine.

A large fold-out Christmas card depicting a non-violent, canine sleigh-jacking.

Colder weather means it's time to cuddle up with your favorite mountain dog in long sleeves.

This unisex heavyweight T-shirt is a colorful reminder that all the best stories have dragons.

A large fold-out Christmas card teaching all dog-lovers a valuable lesson.