Effective March 09, 2025, because the calendar says so.
Listen up, shopper: We’re here to sell you stuff, not to stalk you like a discount-bin detective. When you buy from my store, we’ll grab the bare minimum—like your name, address, and payment deets—so we can ship your goodies without screwing it up. We do our due diligence to make the site clean and safe, but I can't promise evil genius Bond villains won't harvest what they can via mutated time-traveling AI-driven future tech a la SkyNet. But for now, let's be clear: We’re not hawking your info to sketchy marketers.
We don’t share your details with anyone unless the law shows up with a warrant and a grumpy face. Your info’s locked down with tech that’s smarter than your average bear, but if the internet implodes in a cyberpocalypse, don’t come crying to us.
Questions? Too bad—sort it out, or buy something else to feel better.