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Dispatches from a world made tolerable by the presence of dogs. Also, unpopular opinions, stories, art, laughter, and the Suicide of the West.
Dystopian Cooking Tips
"If you cut the politician into thin strips and pan fry it in butter until crisp, the taste may remind you of the days when bacon was widely available."
