The Unpardonable Sin

Me (while driving): “…yeah, but that was yesterday.”

Wife: (singing) “Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away…”

Me: “Very nice.”

Wife: “I think that song was by Bread.”

Me (slamming the brakes and stopping the car): “Get out! Now!”

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topdog

Topdog (aka Steve Merryman) is a designer, illustrator, dog lover, smart-ass and budding curmudgeon. He spends time working in his home-based design studio, SIGMA; painting dogs and other things; writing; chopping firewood; hiking; eating cheeseburgers; shooting guns; trying to ignore social media; and wondering where he left his pants.

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