The Unpardonable Sin

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Me (while driving): “…yeah, but that was yesterday.”

Wife: (singing) “Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away…”

Me: “Very nice.”

Wife: “I think that song was by Bread.”

Me (slamming the brakes and stopping the car): “Get out! Now!”

About the Author


Topdog is Steve Merryman, a graphic designer (retired), and illustrator. Living in the woods, Steve can often be found working on portrait commissions. In his spare time he paints, writes, shoots guns, cuts trees, hikes with his dogs, savors a beer or two, and searches for the perfect cheeseburger. He studiously avoids social media and is occasionally without pants.

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