The Unpardonable Sin

Me (while driving): “…yeah, but that was yesterday.”

Wife: (singing) “Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away…”

Me: “Very nice.”

Wife: “I think that song was by Bread.”

Me (slamming the brakes and stopping the car): “Get out! Now!”

About the Author


Topdog is the online persona of Steve Merryman, a retired graphic designer, illustrator, and winner of over ninety regional and national awards. Living in the woods just west of Idaho (USA), Steve can often be found working on pet portrait commissions. His spare time is spent painting; writing; cuttin' trees an' shootin' guns; hiking with his dogs; savoring the occasional beer; searching for the perfect cheeseburger; and wondering where he left his pants.

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