Yes, Virginia Christmas Card
Definitely not cute. Not at all. But kinda funny, in a David Lynch kind of way. This large fold-out card got me in trouble with some of the kids on our Christmas list. Even my dad at the time remarked that he thought the card was “a bit dark”.
For those of us with a slight cynical streak, this card just might do the trick. But do yourself a favor: keep it away from the kids.