Naughty Christmas Card
You may say this is a very disturbing Christmas card, and I guess you’d be right. The thing is, we live out in the country and this exact scene has occurred once or twice. I mean, not with Rudolph of course, but with a few of his… uh… cousins.
Honestly, if you’re looking for a large fold-out card with a message of hope and joy, give Hallmark a try.