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Viking Funerals, Chicago and Puppets Like Biden

Viking Funeral

I like the idea of a Viking Funeral. They’re considering legalizing them in Maine, and that’s great. We should do the same here in Washington. Out here on The Mountain (that’s what we we call our wooded compound), we have lots of bonfires in Fall, Winter and Spring. There’s always wood and slash to burn. Trees die and get cut …

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Irrational Fear Is the New American Pastime

Spokane County Covid Numbers

Irrational fear is driving America crazy. I don’t know why I keep posting about the Kung Flu. I don’t want to keep writing about it, but I can’t escape it. I’m like a midget in a crowded elevator: it’s constantly being thrust in my face and there’s nothing I can do. I’m sick of it. And clearly the government can’t …

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Masks, Costco, and Life in Hell

Masks at Costco, or maybe Hell

Last Friday the Panhandle Health District in Idaho ended mandatory mask wearing in public (YAY! Freedom!). We went to Costco in Coeur d’Alene that same day. Not to celebrate the end of the mandates, but because we were out of cottage cheese. The dogs demand a scoop of cottage cheese every night before their pre-bedtime ritual potty walk. They were …

New! Kung Flu Anal Swab

kung flu anal swab

It seems counter-intuitive to test for a respiratory illness via the outpipe, but it makes sense from a certain point of view.

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Life Is Better With Hobbies

hobbies feature

While attempting to survive the demise of Western Civilization, there’s no reason not to keep busy.

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Our New Pledge of Allegiance

New Pledge

As I busy myself trying to finalize a big poster, here’s a special note from The Ministry of Truth.

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Yes, Governor Jay Inslee Really Is This Stupid.

Jay Inslee is Stupid

Today Washington Governor Jay Inslee dropped the following Stupid Bomb on Twitter: Dude! Did you think of that yourself or did the bubble bath, plastic boaties and rubber duck help? “What aircraft carriers were in World War II, masks are today.” This is not just stupid, this is a black hole of Stupid so densely Stupid it attracts all galactic …