New! Kung Flu Anal Swab

kung flu anal swab

It seems counter-intuitive to test for a respiratory illness via the outpipe, but it makes sense from a certain point of view.

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Life Is Better With Hobbies

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While attempting to survive the demise of Western Civilization, there’s no reason not to keep busy.

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Our New Pledge of Allegiance

New Pledge

As I busy myself trying to finalize a big poster, here’s a special note from The Ministry of Truth.

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Yes, Governor Jay Inslee Really Is This Stupid.

Jay Inslee is Stupid

Today Washington Governor Jay Inslee dropped the following Stupid Bomb on Twitter: Dude! Did you think of that yourself or did the bubble bath, plastic boaties and rubber duck help? “What aircraft carriers were in World War II, masks are today.” This is not just stupid, this is a black hole of Stupid so densely Stupid it attracts all galactic …

Triggered!

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Here’s the score: We’re now in Month 6 of “Two weeks to flatten the curve.” Our governor acts like a king, dictating to us what we can do, how many we can do it with, and what we should wear. Businesses have died (including mine). The RULES keep changing. We engage in Safety Theater by wearing masks in public even …

Virus Panic, Closed Schools, and a Lesson in Ignorance

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On Monday, August 3, Spokane Schools announced their decision to conduct all classes online in the fall. They did this due to fears of the spread of Kung Flu. I looked up the county statistics on August 5 and found in the four and a half months they have been monitoring the Wuhan Lung Rot, there have been a total …

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A Communist Gives The Best Reason to Keep Guns

Mao and mass graves

“I’m gonna come at you,” he said. The blank stare I gave him in response suggested the need for more information. “About gun ownership,” he added. “Okay,” I replied. Here we go, I thought. In the next few minutes, he regaled me with his deep and abiding hatred of gun violence. Golly! I hate gun violence too! Perhaps we are …