As a Cranky Old Fart, my video game experience is mostly from the 1980's, but I gotta say, this Pac-Man is definitely a few Super Dots short of a Bonus Fruit.
Steve Merryman is a cranky old fart. He writes about things that make him tick, and things that tick him off. You may object to his views; you may think he's a moron; and you might wish to tell him so. In return he would remind you that his lack of concern for your feelings is only exceeded by his indifference to your opinions. Good day, Sir!